Before I get started, I should say that the following is really only going to be of interest to the Spud readership in Ireland. Just sayin’, so don’t say I didn’t tell you so. I’m newly arrived back in the ol’ sod and thought, after all that gallivanting, that the locals should get a bit of my attention.
[Watches as the foreign readers remain undecided as to whether to stay and gradually start shuffling away]
The other thing to note is that this will mainly be of interest to those who fancy putting on the gardening gloves and growing their own french beans.
[More hesitation as possessors of non-green-coloured-fingers hover same over their back buttons]
It may also be of some interest if you like yoghurt.
[...a few hardy souls left]
Now, for all you Irish-based, french-bean-growing yoghurt lovers, here’s the deal.
Whaddya Sayin’?