You: So, what’s for breakfast, then?
Me: Bacon & eggs.
You: Ooh, bacon & eggs, me favourite. Rashers ahoy!
Me: Erm… it’s not quite your usual bacon & eggs.
You: (suspiciously) Uh, how so?
Me: (sheepishly) Well, for a start, there’s no bacon…
You: No bacon? Well feck that for a game of cowboys(*), I’m off for a breakfast roll…
To be fair, you would be well within your rights to storm off, but perhaps you should have a looksee at what you’re missing first: